if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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