youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
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They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
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All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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