there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
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