Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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