a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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