Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Girls should come with a carfax report
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
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