we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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