Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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