Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
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I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
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I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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