I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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