This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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