Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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