It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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