But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
he wants to bone in the snuggie
one might say we're banned from that church
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
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i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
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I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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