can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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