There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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