Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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