dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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