Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Pappa wants mamma naked
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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