It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
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i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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