Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
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He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
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We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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