i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
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I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
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BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
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Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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