There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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