No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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