you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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