the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
