he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
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I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
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Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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