All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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