You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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