I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
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my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
This is my gift to your gina
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WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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