they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
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