He disabled his match.com account in front of me
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
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lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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