Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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