she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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