i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
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is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
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I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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