I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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