So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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