I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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