just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
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she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
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I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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