Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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