i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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