Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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