He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
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Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
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Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
His nipple licking is glorious
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