when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
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i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
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I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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