i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Randomize
