Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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