I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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