How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
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Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
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That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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