Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
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Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I'm experimenting with sincerity
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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