Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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