If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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