I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
We're not piercing ourselves today.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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