I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
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I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
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I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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