party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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