Fuck appropriateness.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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